Grey Plaid Sport Coat: Effortless Style, Classic Fit, Modern Edge for the Distinguished Gentleman
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Burgundy Windowpane: Elevate Your Style Game with This Modern Double Breasted Vest Suit.
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Hunter Green Plaid Vest: Elevate Your Style Game, Modern Fit, Double Breasted, Simply Dashing.
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Hunter Green Windowpane Suit: Elevate Your Style Game. Modern Fit, Peak Lapel.
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Hunter Green Velvet Blazer: Modern Sophistication for the Modern Man.
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Sharp Royal Blue Tuxedo - Effortless Style for the Modern Man.
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Dapper in Deep Blue: Velvet Blazer Upgrade Your Look Modern Fit Sophistication
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Sharp Black Denim Suit Vest: Double Breasted Swagger for the Modern Man.
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Black Blazer: Sharp Notch Lapel. Classic Style for the Modern Man.
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